Man I used to blog religiously. And then I just didn't have time for it anymore. But I miss it, and I might not have time for it after tonight, actually this morning, but I'm just going to start it, and see what happens.
Its Spring Break, I'm bacl from Greeley, and I spent my Friday night working. Ha ha but work was so fun tonight. I closed with Cathy, Robert, and Wyatt, those cool kids.
But the black folks were out because Meet the Browns opened. People love them some Tyler Perry. I know I do. But anyway, they're my people and errthing, but they were getting on my nerves. First this one trick asked for a large sprite. And then changed her mind and asked for a cherry coke. I gave it to her, and she said, " I asked for a medium". And I'm like 'um, look ho, no you didn't. Ha naw, but i was like, "well I heard "large", but I can change it". And then she got rude like "No I don't want you to pour it out", and then she went and started to complain about me to whoever she was with talkin bout "she gon give me a large when I asked for a medium." Im like alright whatever you're a freakin dummy. So I tell her a large is just a quarter more anyway, and then that ho has the nerve to mock me in some dumb little voice, and then add a "ha ha just kidding" at the end. Um no, you were not kidding you were being unecessarily rude for no good reason ya dumb ho go choke on the m&ms I just sold you for three times the price they are at walmart .
Black people complain more than any other race about the prices. First of all, don't complain to me. I'm just getting paid for scooping popcorn. And I'm not getting paid a lot so you are not bout to see me buying some skittles for four dollars. But I don't have anything to do with the prices or really the overall quality of what I'm serving. Second of all, if its really that serious, go to Target which is like two feet away, and bring in your own food. I do it all the time. The ushers are some little punks, they are really not about to stop you if they see you with some outside food or drinks- if this wasn't the case they wouldn't find KFC buckets when they're cleaning the theatres. In anycase an attempt should always be made to hide it. You always get that one manager that will straight up yoink your full stryofoam cup of Horchata from Albert Tacos. True story. And people are just silly, they will complain and complain about the prices and then buy the crap anyway. Prices are just going to go up or remain high if people encourge it by continuing to purchase it.
Ha ha customers can be so silly.
Stupid customer type one: Stands in line for like 10 minutes and still doesn't know what they want when they finally get up to you.
Stupid Customer type two: Talks through their significant other. Seriously like, I'm the one behind the counter. Tell me. Duhhh.
Stupid Customer type three: Acts like their money or credit card is burny hot and can't wait to get it out of their hands. They hold it out to me as I pass by my register on the way to the popper or the soda tower. Most of the time I pretend like I don't see it. haha. I'm always concerned these people are going to chuck their currency at my head. But its like for real, keep your pants on, let me pour your mother f'in drink. Don't worry you WILL get to pay your five dollars, I'll ask for it, I promise, pinky swear.
Stupid Customer type four: Throws a bunch of crumpled bills on the counter and instead of straightening them out even just a little bit, prefers to watch me grab the cup, scoop the ice, pour the drink, grab the bag, scoop some popcorn, pump some butter, and then grab a hot dog. I know its hard to look away I'm so sexy in my ill fitting visor and all but dang have some courtesy or get a wallet so that crap doesn't happen.
Stupid Customer type five: Buys some Goobers and pays with a 100 dollar bill
Stupid Customer type six: Stands in front of a register that no one is at.
Stupid Customer type seven: Tries to rush you because their movie is starting. Um no. How bout you get here earlier next time.
Stupid Customer type eight: Decides they want a different kind of drink after I pour it and put the lid on.
That's really just scratching the surface. About 1 out out of 11.5 customers are a stupid customer type.
Ha ha i missed my job.
